Halal in the Family

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2013

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Stephanie brings the case against her boyfriend, Dan. Her religious beliefs bar her from eating pork or keeping it in their shared home; she'd like Dan to follow the same restriction. He says that when he's away from the home, he'd like to be able to eat what he wants. Who is right? This week, with guest Judge Jesse Thorn and guest Bailiff Jordan Morris.

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the Judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
0:08.6	If you live in Belfast, Dublin, Edinburgh, London, Copenhagen, Lexington, Chicago, Madison,
0:14.8	St. Paul Austin, Atlanta, Durham, Charlottesville, Washington, DC, Portland, Boston, or streaming
0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:39.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast, guest-starring Judge Jesse Thorn.
0:42.8	I'm your bailiff, Jordan Morris.
0:44.9	This week, Dan brings the case against his girlfriend Stephanie.
0:48.6	Stephanie's religious beliefs bar her from eating pork or keeping in the home they share.
0:52.5	Should like Dan to do the same.
0:54.6	And respects her beliefs, but says he'd like to eat what he wants when he's not at home.
0:58.8	Who's right?
0:59.8	Who's wrong?
1:00.9	One man can decide.
1:02.6	Please rise as Judge Jesse Thorn enters the courtroom.
1:05.4	Hello, everyone.
1:06.4	Hello, everyone.
1:07.4	Thank you very much.
1:09.4	Thank you very much.
1:10.6	Thank you.
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