Odious Oprah - April 1, 2026
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
4.8 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2026
⏱️ 144 minutes
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Summary
- Oprah Winfrey's mean streak, Tiger Woods loves pills, Artemis II to the moon, Lamar Odom makes Khloe Kardashian look good, a new Bonerline, Maz loves the Kennedys, and boxer Deontay Wilder's crazy story about impregnating his girlfriend.
- Artemis II is launching into space to visit the dark side of the moon. We don't want to hear about any signs of life unless it's The Great Gazoo
- Donald Trump is addressing the nation on TV tonight to assure everyone that everything is fine.
- Congress has allegedly made a deal to fund DHS. Tyler Perry tried to fund the TSA, but buzzkills are making agents return his gift cards.
- Tiger Woods had pills on him during his most recent traffic crash. He failed his sobriety test, but at least he's making money because the polo he was wearing sold out. For some reason The View defended Tiger Woods.
- A brand new Bonerline.
- Kristie Noem's husband and his hot pants are the talk of the town in Washington. She now has the excuse to be out in the open with Corey Lewandowski.
- Lindsey Buckingham was attacked in LA by his stalker.
- Megan Thee Stallion had to be rushed to the hospital in the middle of her Broadway show.... because she was tired.
- DTF St Louis on HBO features too much penis.
- Untold: The Death & Life of Lamar Odom is on Netflix. He seems like a real selfish jerk.
- Maz joins us after a Detroit Tigers loss, mourns the death of Ambrosia founder Christopher North, calls the Detroit Lions cheap, questions Tom Izzo's flirtation with the Phoenix Suns, Michigan PG Elliot Cadieux gets food poisoning, making the cover of the Hudson Dispatch, Love Story: JFK Jr, and his own personal Carolyn Bessette.
- We check Oprah Winfrey's Who's Dated Who because we cannot think of any other man she's dated. Drew digs up more Oprah stories from the Kitty Kelly unauthorized biography.
- Boxer Deontay Wilder tells Piers Morgan a wild story about how his first baby momma tricked him and got pregnant.
- Merch Madness! Buy it before it’s gone or miss out forever.
- If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon)
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Drew Lane show. Look at this panel of losers. Yeah. Oh, boy, what a panel of losers we have today. With me, yours, truly Drew, Trudy, Mark. Roberto is here. Jim Bentley is on vacation. I forgot. I was going to ask Roberto to come up with a top 10 list. We talked about that earlier, too. |
| 0:21.7 | Maybe you could do that. Why did you go up and ask it, Roberto? Is it possible? You could come up with a top 10 list in an hour and 50 minutes? As long as it doesn't have kiss on it. Okay. It'll take longer. We'll save it. We'll save it for later. Okay. Hey, we're brought to you by Hall Financial today. |
| 0:37.3 | We've got a lot going on. |
| 0:37.9 | We've got the boner line. |
| 0:39.0 | Tom Mazze. |
| 0:40.3 | What do we have to ask Maz about? it. We'll save it for later. Okay. We're brought to you by Hall Financial today. We've got a lot going on. We've got the boner line. |
| 0:39.0 | Tom Mazze away. What do we have to ask Mass about? Ambrosia. Oh, Ambrosia. He's going to be really upset about that. God, what is that band? Soft band. Oh, are they soft? Man, there's no way he's going to come up with his top five Ambrosia songs. He'll come up with two, I think |
| 0:52.7 | How did DJs |
| 0:55.0 | Who had to play that kind of shitty music |
| 0:57.2 | Ever get through life? I was forced to play that. It's why they drank so much. WROV. It was horrible. And no, there were playless songs. I'm really humiliated to this day that I had to push the button and talk over them, some them and hit the post another great one from |
| 1:12.5 | ambrosia |
| 1:13.9 | ambrosia |
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| 1:44.9 | exactly where you're coming from. And so there. So where we at Artemis 2 should be taking off soon. |
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