Markle in Love – March 31, 2026
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
4.8 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 124 minutes
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Summary
- Thomas Markle finds happiness, Kristi Noem’s husband outed for his fetish, Bert Kreischer ruined MLB Opening Day, Jayden Ivey’s rambling posts, and WATP Karl with a Stuttering John health update & the continued decline of The Howard Stern Show.
- RIP Christopher North of Ambrosia.
- The war in Iran rages on as the stock market has a big day.
- Kristi Noem’s husband, Byron, is busted with his ‘Bimbofication’ fetish.
- Kid Rock had a helicopter drop by his house… and now the Army has suspended the crew.
- Prince Andrew needs so much help to get women. King Charles is sucked into Andy’s mess.
- Sports: Justin Verlander was roughed up in his season debut for the Detroit Tigers. Bert Kreischer and Netflix ruined MLB Opening Day. The Detroit Lions claw back some of Frank Ragnow’s bonus money.
- Karl from WATP drops by to update us on Stuttering John Melendez’s health, check in on Howard Stern’s latest return to SiriusXM, cat fundraisers and more.
- Thomas Markle has found love and we couldn’t be more happy for him. We stand with Dan Wootton.
- Jaden Ivey BLOWN OUT by the Chicago Bulls for his stance on the gays and other rambling social media posts.
- Brittany Desborough is the hottest grandma possibly ever.
- The Ex-San Francisco Human Rights Commission director has been arrested.
- Teen Takeovers are still red-hot.
- Merch Madness! Buy it before it’s gone or miss out forever.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Drew Lane show. |
| 0:02.4 | Look at this panel of losers. |
| 0:05.6 | Yeah, great panel of losers today on the Drew Lane show. |
| 0:10.0 | Mark, Brandon, Carl will be along to join the panel of losers a bit later as Howard Stern's back from two weeks off. |
| 0:18.0 | Two weeks off is pretty common for him, I think. |
| 0:20.2 | Hell yeah. |
| 0:20.6 | He's working 85 shows this year, I think? |
| 0:23.8 | It's very sparse. |
| 0:25.7 | Yep. |
| 0:26.2 | Anyway, I'm sure he's got a lot to talk about after week off. |
| 0:30.3 | Big news today, we do have an obituary. |
| 0:33.5 | Christopher North of Ambrosia. |
| 0:36.0 | Remember Ambrosia? |
| 0:36.8 | That's how much I feel. |
| 0:39.7 | Feel for your baby. |
| 0:42.5 | I don't think I've ever heard that song. |
| 0:44.3 | Christopher North. |
| 0:45.9 | Of Ambrosia. |
| 0:47.6 | You remember Ambrosia? |
| 0:48.6 | No. |
| 0:49.3 | They're like the all-time adult contemporary safe safety dance music |
| 0:54.6 | okay how much I feel |
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