April Madness Muhahaha – April 6, 2026
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
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🗓️ 6 April 2026
⏱️ 157 minutes
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Summary
- Michigan's March Madness mission, Tiger Woods bodycam breakdown, Kate Beckinsale v. Mark Ruffalo's dong, Island Boys: Bachelor Edition, Ozempic Vulva, and Meghan Markle had a better Easter than you.
- Sports: Michigan goes head to head with UConn tonight for the NCAA Championship. Dusty May is sticking around for awhile. The Tigers almost swept the Cardinals. The Red Wings are bad again.
- Gene Simmons is coming to town. Rock and Brews is rocking!
- Savannah Guthrie made her return to The Today Show amidst the disappearance of her mother.
- Kelly Osbourne is taking things a bit too far following the death of her father.
- Ozempic Vulva is a thing to look out for.
- The niece of an Iranian General was living her best life in America. Not anymore, bitch.
- Drew used to drive a moped.
- The cop cam dropped of Tiger Woods' DUI arrest. He also received another mugshot. Whoopi Goldberg and The View defend Tiger.
- Sean Preston needs money so bad that he has changed his last name from Federline to Spears.
- Congrats to Legacy Partners BIG WINNER ________________.
- Roberto and Tom Mazawey are hogging Drew's Champions Club tickets early in the season.
- Bruce Springsteen is hitting the road but skipping Detroit.
- Jack White and Jack Black collaborated on SNL.
- Pepsi, Johnnie Walker and Captain Morgan stand up to Kanye West. Pull sponsorships from the Wireless Festival that Ye is headlining. Ye made $33M this weekend in LA... so it probably doesn't matter.
- Blake Lively was dealt a massive blow in court in her efforts against Justin Baldoni.
- Meghan Markle had a better Easter than YOU. Harry and Meghan have been banned from the Met Gala. Penguin Random House dropped the duo. Harry's true love is Charlotte Griffiths. Meghan is about to bomb in Australia.
- Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski are getting it on.
- Corey Feldman made a sweet cameo in The 'Burbs.
- Duffy has a wild backstory. It will be discussed in an upcoming Disney+ documentary.
- The Necessary Conversation is a family disaster of a podcast.
- Where has the Trump Unity Bridge gone?
- Lisa Kudrow feels like she was the least popular 'Friend'.
- Kate Beckinsale is angry at Mark Ruffalo's weiner.
- We're going to the f****** moon!
- Johnny Depp has a rum.
- James Charles may be Trudi's favorite makeup artist.
- Flyysoulja of the Island Boys plays hot or not with 20 women.
- If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon).
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Drew Lane Show. |
| 0:03.9 | March Madness. |
| 0:09.4 | Now, Lorsey. |
| 0:09.9 | Look at the hands. |
| 0:11.1 | Strip to the ball. |
| 0:12.0 | McKinney ahead of the field. |
| 0:13.8 | Brows it down. |
| 0:15.8 | With force. |
| 0:17.1 | Go blue. |
| 0:18.7 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:19.7 | What's popping? |
| 0:20.9 | We're live in the deals at D.com Studios on the Monday after Easter. |
| 0:25.5 | And, oh, Lord, he did Michigan smoke Arizona? |
| 0:29.4 | And I feel like tonight they're going to smoke Yukon, although championships basketball is kind of strange. |
| 0:37.6 | You know, I remember the NC State team that beat |
| 0:39.4 | Fie Slamma-jamma |
| 0:41.3 | with Jim Valvano back in 83. |
| 0:43.6 | There was Georgetown losing to Villanova. |
| 0:46.2 | There's been some big upsets in the NCAA. |
| 0:47.9 | I don't think this is going to be one. |
| 0:49.4 | I really don't. |
| 0:50.3 | They've scored plus 90 points in every game so far. I think Howard was the biggest one to put up, what, 80 points against them? They're just rolling. They're so good. And Arizona, I thought, was really good, too. Arizona looked like they quit to me. They look, like, once Michigan gets up 12 or 14 points, it's like the game is just over. They're just out of gas. They're relentless. And Arizona, I swear, I was like, I didn't even look like they're boxing out. Michigan's getting all these offensive rebounds. But it was really Michigan just playing so well. They made Arizona look sick. The passing, the chemistry, the bad assitry. The bad assetry. They were bad ass. My God, they're good. Turnovers. Yeah, they're hitting the threes. They're just doing it all. And they just look like they're under no pressure whatsoever. I'm going to be really surprised if Eli's in here crying tomorrow about a Michigan loss. I would be very, very surprised. And Dusty May came out and said he's going nowhere, right? He's going to stick around. Carolina was, I guess, expressing some interest. So nothing's going to burst this bubble. If tonight works out the way I think it's going to. The Tigers, oh, man, I thought they, I thought they were going to sweep St. Louis. And then last night, Carps hit a two-run homer. They were up to nothing. And then they had a couple defensive lapses. |
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