Hey Freaks, it's Monday, January 26th, 2020.

Coming up on the program today, Ode to the Tight Booted Homo's.

Plus, a congressional candidate in Texas has a mosque-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-oil conversion program.

Banging a prostitute on a school bus and one mother gets viciously pork-chopped.

All this was your voicemails today.

Distorted View Daily proudly presents

former Los Angeles Dodgers manager Tommy Lasorda,

responding to allegations he ordered one of his players

to hit another player with the baseball.

Tell you what I think about it.

I think that is very, very bad for that man to make an accusation like that.

That is terrible.

I have never, ever, since I've managed, ever told a pitcher to throw at anybody, nor will I ever. And if I ever did, I certainly

wouldn't make him throw at a fucking 130 hitter, like Lafay or fucking Babacqua, who could

hit water if he fell out of a fucking boat. And I guaranteeing this.

When I pitched, and I was going to pitch against a fucking team that had guys on it like,

Bavakwa, I sent a fucking limousine to get the cocksucker to make sure he was in the

motherfucking lineup because I kicked that cock suckers' ad any fucking day in a week.

He's a fucking motherfucking big mouth, I'll tell you that.

It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson.

Yes, a freakaks Tim back here with you to kick off a new week of programs. Hope you all had a great weekend. Probably not. Most of the U.S. is covered under like 10 inches of snow.

Quite a snowstorm.

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