Hey Freaks, it's Friday, January 23rd, 26.

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and setting people on fire because they stole your thoughts.

All coming up today.

Distorted View Daily. presents great moments in 911 emergency phone calls.

911, where's your emergency?

I have a question.

Okay.

I try to call pets.

My dog was meeting with another dog, and, uh, his dick is stuck in her. Yes? Um, I don't know what to do.

Uh-oh.

Your dog? Yeah, he, he was, um, mating with another dog. Well, that's how it works. I know, but his dick is stuck in her. They're trying to get it out. Well, they, they, they, they, they lie like that for about 45 minutes after it happened. So it stays like that? Yeah, they, they, they, dogs stay like that for about 45 minutes after they mate. Oh, so like their, his face still needs to be attached to nurse? That's how it works.

Oh, okay. I'm sorry for calling.

Oh, okay. Are you alone by yourself there?

Yeah, I'm just watching the dogs, and I'm just kind of home playing.

Okay. Were you trying to get these dogs to breed?

No. This girl, they had just been like play days for a while, and they've just been breeding. Oh, have you ever thought of getting those animals fixed? I haven't thought about this. I'm 11 years old. Okay, but that's a good idea. Okay. Because what are you going to do with the puppies now? We don't know. Okay. All right. Thank you. All right. Bye-bye. It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson. I'm not quite sure why I'm here or what I'm doing. You got to see the poofy or the mothole. They don't know what the fuck they're doing. I don't have kitty milk. Beda me.

Yes!

Demented back here with you one more time as we end the week with the Friday show.

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