I Found The “It’s Just Fun Thing” Guy… and He’s a Full-Blown Shit Goblin
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 28 January 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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🎧Episode Summary On today’s show: On today’s episode, Tim uncovers the long-lost origins of a classic DV sound clip, reconnects with a notorious blind poop freak from 2009, and somehow ends up negotiating preferred shit textures over the phone. Plus: Starbucks maggot macchiatos, Florida Man drives a flaming car, and Thursday Lane is once again […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, January 28th, 2026. |
| 0:04.8 | Coming up on the program today, you'll never guess who I speak to on the phone. |
| 0:09.1 | It's just a fun thing. |
| 0:10.1 | Plus, first Starbucks was selling semen lattes, now they're pushing maggot macchiados. |
| 0:14.9 | And Thursday Lane has had enough of you objectifying his dirty-ass feet. |
| 0:18.9 | All coming up today. |
| 0:23.0 | I'm so glad I've got you in my arms again. |
| 0:27.3 | And you're feeling sexy like a skeleton. |
| 0:30.9 | You're looking skinny like Gollum and Mordor |
| 0:34.1 | because you have an eating disorder. |
| 0:38.5 | You're looking good good killing your body. |
| 0:42.6 | You are my anorexic haughty. |
| 0:46.6 | Exercises on your mind because you have a fat behind. |
| 0:52.1 | You're starving for love. You're starving for love. |
| 0:56.0 | You're starring for love. |
| 1:00.4 | Laxatives and celery. |
| 1:02.9 | You want to be Nicol Richie. |
| 1:07.5 | You're starving for love. |
| 1:13.6 | You're starving for love You're starving for love All you ever eat are green beans |
| 1:19.6 | You'll never fit in your bikini |
| 1:22.6 | You're starving for love |
| 1:24.6 | You gained a pound and now you've got a frown. |
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