Oh my God!

They come from the bowels of hell, a transformed race of walking dead.

Zombies guided by a master plan for complete domination of the Earth.

Plan 9 from outer space.

For a glimpse of things to come, see this glass of screen suspense.

For it could be happening right now.

Greetings, ghouls and boys.

Welcome to a pre-Halloween spooktacular edition of TVTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

This is a Friday afternoon edition of the program. It's episode 431 in a collector series.

And we've got all kinds of tales from the crypt for you this afternoon.

Coming up in just a moment, a true story of terror on East Lake Avenue.

As a possibly demonically possessed woman makes a run at our co-worker, Mr. David Bose.

Then after that, our dear friend, the only movie reviewer really worth listening to, particularly on this most frightful of days,

or at least the day just before the most frightful of days.

Our movie reviewer Hot Greg gives us his review of the film Paranormal Activity.

And then, terror coming directly to you all the way from 1937. That's right.

One time Radio Drama from Lights Out Theater will play you the Chicken Heart Drama, which by the way, is not for the faint of heart.

That's all coming up in the program. Hi, my name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

Not sure what I way, because as you're hearing my voice, I am winding my way back from Chicago, Illinois, all the way to Seattle.

Having just taped weight weight down, tell me please, if you get a chance, try to listen to it over the weekend on your finer public radio stations.

We've got all kinds of fun things coming up for you today.

I hope you're in a safe place because it's going to be a little bit on the scary side.

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