This is TVTL, brought to you by Demon's bed.

So I was just calling about the two beautiful to be heard.

I can't believe you're still on the air.

They've turned the radio dial with a snarl.

Then one day they tell me they suddenly realized I was talking to them.

We sure are. Right here right now on this Monday night edition

of TVTL. The radio program which seems for all the world like it might be too

beautiful to live. First I need to inject cocaine into my

bowl. I'm your host Luke Burbank weighing it at 190 pounds.

Flash you know how I said last week that it's all about loving me

regardless of my weight while that was total crap.

I feel a deep, deep, unshakable sense of shame, personal shame.

This finally got all these worries.

Hey. So that's how my night's going.

You spent the weekend in beautiful Seabrook, Washington.

Yes. How was it? It was actually beautiful. I mean it was shocking.

I was totally prepared at my galoshes at everything for rain the whole weekend.

It was stunningly gorgeous.

Let's get some good hot tub time in. A lot.

Good white line time in. I've switched to red.

I'm on reds. Yeah. But it was a lot of it.

Yeah. So a little bit of regret. Really? Interesting.

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