October 26, 2010
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 26 October 2010
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Luke makes an announcement regarding the Worst Kept Secret of all time, Larry King outdoes even himself for title of 'Most Senile TV Host' and a scientific look at Randy & Evi Quaid, who just might be suffering from 'Double Crazy Syndrome'.
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| 0:00.0 | Michael, this is your office now? |
| 0:02.4 | Yeah, well it's temporary, you got to make sure job looks like he's in charge. |
| 0:05.7 | Oh, please let me, I'll just circumvent you. |
| 0:09.0 | So I got a call today from Jean Parmesan, our private eye. |
| 0:13.5 | He said he found something big. |
| 0:15.2 | We have a private eye, huh? |
| 0:16.3 | Oh, I hired him 100 years ago to find out if your father was cheating on me. |
| 0:19.8 | He never did find anything. |
| 0:21.3 | Well, he can't be very good then. |
| 0:24.0 | What did he find? |
| 0:25.0 | He said he wanted to tell us in person. |
| 0:26.5 | I don't get up, I just define it as a surprise because I'm a private detective. |
| 0:31.5 | Jean Parmesan, how are you? |
| 0:33.5 | Ah, Jean! |
| 0:35.5 | Oh, Jean is it either best TVTM! |
| 0:46.5 | You know what else is just the best? |
| 0:48.5 | The ab salute best? |
| 0:51.5 | You guessed it at Tuesday afternoon edition of TVTL, the show that's probably too beautiful |
| 0:56.3 | to live. |
| 0:57.3 | Give it a little juge. |
| 0:58.3 | Giving it a little juge, Monday through Friday, starting at the doose, aka to a clock |
| 1:05.7 | west coast time. |
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