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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

October 15, 2009

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2009

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Jen's back! (kinda) Tina Fey tells Letterman about losing the Big V, and a lady get jailed for stalking after she facebook pokes some chick.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Say, welcome to T-B-T-L.

0:02.6

T-A-L.

0:04.2

Say, R-R.

0:06.0

What?

0:12.0

Hello.

0:12.8

Hi, everybody.

0:13.5

I promised I wasn't going to make a toast,

0:15.0

and I'm not going to.

0:16.0

Just go in and do a little free-standing comedy,

0:18.0

and if at the end,

0:19.0

everybody wants to raise their glasses to Pam and Jim,

0:21.4

then so be it.

0:24.0

Hey, what is a deal with the smart car?

0:27.8

How smart is that?

0:28.8

Those things are tiny.

0:30.6

Can you even drive them in traffic?

0:32.4

Yeah.

0:33.2

I'm so smart.

0:34.2

E equals F-C squared.

0:36.2

I drive a smart car.

0:37.6

That's not smart in my book.

0:39.2

The real smart car is Kint from Knight Rider.

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