T-B-T-L.

And to my wife, I apologize.

All I can say is, I wasn't just having sex.

I was making love to a beautiful woman and her boyfriend.

And a third person whose name I never learned.

Furthermore, it was wrong of me to say I was building houses

for the underprivileged when I was actually having four-way sex

in a cave in Brazil.

In my defense, it was my birthday.

And I really wanted to do it.

Well, we've all made mistakes.

Let's start making up for them.

Let's atone.

Right here, on this Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L,

the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

I'm your host, Luke Perbank, weighing in at 185 pounds.

Feeling very good about that.

Planning on doing some eagle soaring at some point today.

If this torrential Seattle rain ever lets up.

The forecast is for eight solid months of it.

So it's going to be a while before I can get back on the old fitness train.

We'll see.

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