October 14, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2010

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

T.I. and Lil' Wayne battle for Most Wonderful Person Of The Day, Perez Hilton promises he's going to stop being such a bully, and a Texas City Councilman tells the residents of Ft. Worth (and now the world) that It Gets Better.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Are you ready for your shot?
0:02.0	Never. Two tiered healthcare is a crime.
0:05.0	You know in Cuba everybody gets equal healthcare.
0:07.0	What a surprise you've seen the Michael Moore movie.
0:09.0	Think again Jack, I saw the trailer when I went to see Alvin in the chipmunks.
0:13.0	But this flu shot rationing is baloney.
0:15.0	If my crew can't get a shot, I'm not getting a shot.
0:17.0	Hey you tell him Liz.
0:19.0	God bless you crew man.
0:21.0	We gotta fight the power.
0:23.0	Fight the powers that beat.
0:26.0	Yeah!
0:28.0	This makes me want to shoot.
0:30.0	T-B-T-L!
0:37.0	Well here's something truly shoot worthy.
0:40.0	A Thursday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.
0:43.0	The show that is probably too beautiful to live.
0:47.0	This show is a joke. You are a joke.
0:50.0	My name is Luke Burbank.
0:52.0	I am your host. I am weighing 186 pounds.
0:57.0	To which I would add.
1:00.0	Considering all the cheese I consume last night.
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