October 13, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2010

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Forget the Chilean Miners, TBTL wants a vigil for the Missouri guy who got trapped underground in a pipe full of poo. Also, Jen likes twittering more than she expected, and New Segment Alert: 'That's Not News'. Today's topic? Kim Kardashian gets naked. That's Not News!

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0:00.0	Say, that didn't mind me. How'd you get that kid to darn fast?
0:03.0	Well, this whole thing is just who knows who,
0:07.0	but then over here you have favoritism.
0:10.0	Yeah, Ed has a friend at one of the Asian cities.
0:12.0	Me and Doh went into Doh, found a kind of someone wrong with my semen,
0:15.0	and they said we had to wait five years for healthy white baby.
0:18.0	I said, healthy white baby, five years.
0:20.0	Okay, what else you got?
0:22.0	Said they got two Koreans and Nick were born with his heart on the outside.
0:26.0	It's a crazy world.
0:29.0	T-B-T-L!
0:35.0	It is indeed, and it's about to get just a little bit crazier
0:39.0	with this here Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.
0:43.0	It's this show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:46.0	Wow, why are you so sweaty?
0:47.0	It's really hot in here.
0:48.0	It's not hot, it's freezing.
0:49.0	It is freezing, and they're blazing about AC.
0:53.0	My name is Luke Ferback, I am your host,
0:55.0	weighing in at 187 pounds.
0:58.0	We've got a good show for you today.
1:01.0	It's number 664 in a collector's series.
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