OASIS GOODTIME EMPORIUM

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2020

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is sweating through her shirt dealing with one technological meltdown after another. Sis can't catch a break! I mean what are we even doing anymore? It's almost Thanksgiving, which means everything is just a full blown shit show, but thats ok, because were gonna make it after all..... or after visiting the Oasis, Goodtime Emporium.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:06.6	Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMan.
0:17.7	Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast.
0:23.8	I'm your host Heather McMan. How the hell are you?
0:26.8	Tell you what my assholes clenched because we were having some technical difficulties
0:32.8	over here at Casamic Man.
0:36.4	Wow did not warm that up at all.
0:38.4	I just recorded an entire episode with my sister the Georgia Law lady and then I realized
0:42.9	her microphone was short circling the entire time.
0:46.2	So I've got a faulty equipment.
0:49.2	So anybody who's listening to this said minute gear.
0:52.5	So we're having a start from scratch.
0:54.2	We're a catch up to speed.
0:57.0	I mean, I know it was Friday the 13th this week and I know that Mercury's in retrograde
1:01.2	and something else is fucking happening.
1:03.2	But it's also I'm just chalking it up to anything that I've tried to get done recently.
1:07.1	It just hasn't.
1:08.3	It hasn't worked out the way it was supposed to.
1:10.2	I've had to like actually kind of not get aggressive but I've just had some shit going on.
1:15.3	Some business deals were trying to close.
1:17.1	Things are getting wonky.
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