Has Anyone Seen My Tooth? with Guest Casey Balsham

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather interviews fellow comedian, Casey Balsham of the SHADY SHIT podcast! Casey is literally looking for her loose tooth while bitching about what a fucking whirlwind of a year its been. From cancelled weddings, trying to get pregnant and generally fatigue these two ding dongs are bitching about it together!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:06.7	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:18.2	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.
0:22.5	I'm your host Heather McFan. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy. Turkey Trotten. Whatever the hell you're
0:28.0	doing today, fuck before the the world closed down. Remember good Turkey Trot when you were a
0:33.3	kid? He did like the neighborhood 5K. I mean, I didn't. I was rollerblading in the back.
0:38.8	Maybe doing a light power walk. Remember when life was simple, you watched family matters and did
0:44.7	a fucking Turkey Trot? Well, here we are now locked up, still raw with our fucking families.
0:51.2	Day 6,973, prisoners of war. But I want just, you know, because you're going to be listening to
1:00.8	this the day before Thanksgiving. I want to give everybody just a little heads up. Give yourself some
1:05.2	grace, you know, and if you're and if you're sad and you're not able to travel to see your family,
1:10.0	which I think the CDC says, well, I don't know what the fuck we're supposed to do. I'm already locked
1:14.9	up with my family. But if you're bummed because you can't be with the ones you love or people you
1:19.4	care about, I love you. And you're not alone. And just take the day, fuck it. Watch like love
1:25.2	actually. Or one of your favorite movies and order a fucking pizza. Do what the fuck you want.
1:31.1	Do what you want. Don't feel the pressure of having to do what everybody else wants. Do what you
1:36.0	want. You know, I just want to check in, give everybody some words of encouragement and let you
1:40.4	know how much I love you. And I miss you. And I can't wait to get back into the voicemails next week.
1:44.7	And we've got some other hot guests coming on soon. But it's been a doozy of a month. I felt like
1:50.2	the year was just fly and fucking by. And now it's just this weird crawl of like, what am I going to
1:58.0	do tomorrow to get by? I thought it was daylight savings. It's not. It's like a standard savings.
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