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🗓️ 17 January 2023
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Hooo boy! Lots of very energetic feedback on our DnD episode. Spoiler: many, many people think Andrew totally biffed the analysis. So, he's gone through a ton of it and has some fresh analysis for you. Is this an Andrew was wrong? Find out!
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0:00.0 | As for science versus religion, I'm issuing a restraining order. Religion must |
0:07.2 | stay 500 yards from science at all times. |
0:18.0 | Do you have the right to remain an attorney? Did you say that you have the right to be an attorney? |
0:24.0 | You do have the right to be an attorney if you want to. |
0:30.0 | It seems absurd to instruct you again that you must tell the truth while you testify. |
0:37.0 | Yet you're I am. You must tell the truth while you testify. |
0:44.0 | Another pirate. So happens I am a lawyer. |
0:48.0 | I'm not that kind of lawyer. |
0:54.0 | Welcome to opening arguments. A podcast that pairs a comedian with a real-life lawyer. |
1:00.0 | This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P Andrew Torres LLC for entertainment purposes. |
1:04.0 | It's not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship. |
1:09.0 | Don't take legal advice from a podcast. |
1:13.0 | Hello and welcome to opening arguments. This is episode. Well, I guess it might be 67. |
1:23.0 | I think we've called an audible. I think that's right. |
1:27.0 | There and it's because we were so correct about D&D that we want to make sure to get it out there soon as well. |
1:34.0 | No, I'm Thomas that's Andrew. I stand by that characterization. |
1:38.0 | I'm gonna have some fun on this. Yeah. How's it going, Andrew? Yeah, it's been going. |
1:44.0 | I do not usually get upwards of over a thousand pieces of hate tweets. |
1:51.0 | He emails, comments on Facebook and the like. |
1:55.0 | But apparently I've never poked the hornets nest that was D&D fans before. |
1:59.0 | Yeah, how does so many people play D&D? Like just numbers wise. |
2:04.0 | There you go. It's been a lot. I want to say this. There is one source for open comments on this. |
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