As for science versus religion, I'm issuing a restraining order. Religion must

stay 500 yards from science at all times.

Do you have the right to remain an attorney? Did you say that you have the right to be an attorney?

You do have the right to be an attorney if you want to.

It seems absurd to instruct you again that you must tell the truth while you testify.

Yet you're I am. You must tell the truth while you testify.

Another pirate. So happens I am a lawyer.

I'm not that kind of lawyer.

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Hello and welcome to opening arguments. This is episode 676. I'm Thomas. That's Andrew Torres. How are you doing Andrew?

I am fantastic Thomas. How are you? I'm not great. I feel like we're in for a lot of what aboutery and you know fake double standard nonsense.

Whatever with these Biden documents. So what can we do about that? How can we help illuminate what's going on there?

I think maybe we should bring in an expert like I don't know at random.

Kel McClanahan of the National Security Counselors Law firm. You know expert on these sorts of issues.

That's a hell of a coincidence because he's already in this call right now.

So how are you doing Kel? I'm doing good. I'll just surfing through the phone lunch and I found the show.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Both of us feel young Kel. I appreciate that. That was a great boomer moment there.

Okay. Breaking news. You and I were actually talking about this the previous night.

So we're recording this on a Thursday and and the night before you know we were sort of going back and forth as to really not weather but when

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