You're human, barely. I'm a lawyer.

I know a lot about the lawn, various other loyarrings. I'm well-educated, well-first.

It's a thorny legal issue, alright. I'll need to refer to the case of Finders vs. Keepers.

Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Yes, you gave me a dollar and some candy.

And you have been said, well I told you to say, how can any of us trust you?

How can you be so sure? Because I was saying to myself, where could he be going?

Five to seven with that sawdust shot, but...

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Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is episode 675. I'm Thomas. That's Andrew. How you doing?

I am fantastic Thomas. Hopefully nice Malif Lewis audio coming out to you. How you doing?

Good. This is, wow, so much. You know what? I'm certainly glad that our new format allows us a little extra time.

You know, because T3B and Patron thanks are on the next episode. So that means we have the full hour to devote to what is a ton of stuff.

You know, this happens from time to time, Andrew, where every single listener emails a simultaneous recovery thing.

It's amazing. I actually, I'm also a listener to OA. So I went into a trans state and sent myself an email.

It's like, we all activate, you know, like, must send an email. No, and it's great. I, um, I actually love that.

Because like, nothing's better than when we're like, Oh, guess we have to cover that.

Guess we know with 100% certainty that our audience would love to hear this topic.

Yeah, that's right. That would be something about D&D.

It is. And I want, if you are not a Dungeons & Dragons player, I haven't played since high school. Thomas, you've never played.

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