OA674: Norm Pattis Is Taking A Little Mandated Break From Lawyering
Opening Arguments
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🗓️ 12 January 2023
⏱️ 54 minutes
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You know the deal, Liz Dye Wednesday! Wednesdye! Liz breaks down Norm's little mandated vacation...
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| 0:00.0 | You're human, barely. I'm a lawyer. |
| 0:18.4 | I know a lot about the lawn, various other loyarrings. I'm well-educated, well-versed. |
| 0:24.4 | It's a thorny legal issue, alright. I'll need to refer to the case of Finders vs. Keepers. |
| 0:31.4 | Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Yes, you gave me a dollar and some candy. |
| 0:38.4 | And you have been said, well, I told you to say, how can any of us trust you? |
| 0:43.4 | How can you be so sure? Because I was saying to myself, where could he be going? |
| 0:48.4 | Five to seven with that sawdust shop, but... |
| 0:53.4 | Welcome to Opening Arguments, a podcast that pairs a comedian with a real-life lawyer. |
| 0:59.4 | This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P Andrew Torres LLC for entertainment purposes. |
| 1:04.4 | It's not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship. |
| 1:08.4 | Don't take legal advice from a podcast. |
| 1:17.4 | Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is episode 674. |
| 1:20.4 | I'm Thomas. That's Andrew. How you doing, Andrew? |
| 1:24.4 | I am fantastic, Thomas. How are you? |
| 1:26.4 | Well, not looking forward to being replaced by a chatbot, but it was always going to happen. Let's face it. |
| 1:32.4 | I will pay you $1 million. Have you seen this Twitter challenge? |
| 1:38.4 | It's that... No, I haven't. What are you talking about? What is it? |
| 1:41.4 | It literally is somebody who's lying and saying, oh, I'll pay $1 million if a lawyer will take... |
| 1:47.4 | Our chatbot script for a Supreme Court argument and give it... |
| 1:53.4 | Which just tells you that the person making that A, has never seen a Supreme Court oral argument. |
| 1:59.4 | Does he can just go up and just anybody? They have an open mic at the Supreme Court. |
| 2:05.4 | Anybody gets to take their turn. I'm going to go play Wonderwall. |
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