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Opening Arguments

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🗓️ 6 January 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Sorry this is just so funny and we all deserve to enjoy it. We recorded this early due to a cyclone that wasn't very bomb, and yet everything Andrew said and researched remains perfectly timely as of release due to the fact that McCarthy has failed EVEN MORE VOTES. It's so great. But Andrew has for us a deep-dive on the history of this, and just how unprecedented it really is.
PLUS an update – Elon Musk is still an idiot. And SO bad at business. Just... so, so bad.

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0:00.0	You're human, barely. I'm a lawyer.
0:18.4	I know a lot about the lawn, various other loyarrings. I'm well-educated, well-versed.
0:24.4	It's a thorny legal issue, alright. I'll need to refer to the case of Finders vs. Keepers.
0:31.4	Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Yes, you gave me a dollar and some candy.
0:38.4	And you have been said, well, I told you to say, how can any of us trust you?
0:43.4	How can you be so sure? Because I was saying to myself, where could he be going?
0:48.4	Five to seven with that sawdust shop, but...
0:52.4	Welcome to Opening Arguments, a podcast that pairs a comedian with a real-life lawyer.
0:59.4	This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P Andrew Torres, LLC for entertainment purposes,
1:04.4	is not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship.
1:08.4	Don't take legal advice from a podcast.
1:11.4	Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is episode 671. I'm Thomas. That's Andrew Torres. How you doing Andrew?
1:24.4	Hi. I'm always fantastic. You know that, but like every Democrat in America right now, I am popcorn.gift.
1:34.4	I'm glad you said GIF right? Yeah, of course, obviously making sure. That's a nut. I bet. I'm not a monster.
1:43.4	I know there are the can of worms. You and I have an opened up on the show.
1:47.4	With those potential internet fights where it's like we have to stop recording because it's like, sorry, you said GIF, so I can't go.
1:54.4	No, we're both team GIF and we're both team. Get your friggin potato peels out of my mashed potatoes.
2:01.4	No, absolutely. People can do it. Look, consenting adults can eat whatever potatoes they want, but that's garbage.
2:08.4	Yeah, we're not. We're not. Yeah. Yeah.
2:10.4	If it's still. Get the potato peels out.
2:14.4	Yeah, we are also due to severe weather warnings. We're recording this a little bit early. We're recording it on a Wednesday instead of a Thursday.
2:23.4	But I know what I was trying to say because everyone is marking the time perfectly by now.
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