OA587: Alex Jones Continues To Be Completely Porked
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🗓️ 19 April 2022
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
In these troubled times, we cling tightly to the small amounts of good news we get. One source of good news who keeps on giving is Alex Jones. He is so unambiguously screwed that it’s our pleasure to cover the screwage in even more depth today. This time, it’s about a few new cases against him, as well as his obviously illegal plan to try to hide his assets from the plaintiffs who absolutely deserve his money more than he does.
Before that, we have some very significant news on the Jan. 6th front — very proud boy Charles Donohoe seems to be cooperating and his “reduced” sentence is still satisfyingly high. Listen for the details!
Links: Donohoe plea agreement, level 27 70-87 months, statement of offense, default judgment against Jones 11/15/21, response to motion to recover the $75k, motion for extension of time, new TX fraud case, Texas Uniform Fraudulent Transfer Act, Heslin v Alex Jones
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| 0:00.0 | The Magna Carter. Carter, meaning quite literally charter, a magna, meaning Japanese animation. |
| 0:18.3 | Oh, come on! A good lawyer couldn't win this case! |
| 0:23.2 | There's this vampire larvae also have a local vampire here on the council this evening, Colin Covenson. |
| 0:28.8 | Hello! |
| 0:32.4 | I was a possible that you've never heard about James Simpson. |
| 0:35.6 | Well, as I explained, I just awoke from a 22-year coma and was driven directly from the hospital to this courthouse. |
| 0:45.2 | You had no idea what to report meant, and when I asked you to explain to six the amendment, you pled the fifth. |
| 0:49.6 | I know my rights. No, you don't! That's the problem. |
| 0:52.5 | Welcome to Opening Arguments, a podcast that pairs a comedian with a real-life lawyer. |
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| 1:11.7 | Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is episode 587. I'm Thomas. That's Andrew. |
| 1:23.0 | How you doing, Andrew? Fantastic, Thomas. How are you? |
| 1:25.9 | Ah, just so much fun in American atheists. Remember that game night where he cheated at every game? |
| 1:31.6 | Yes. I do indeed. Such a great time. |
| 1:35.7 | I'm sure a great time was had by all in he cheated at every game, and those are the two things I'm sure of, |
| 1:40.0 | before even being there magically. There we go. |
| 1:43.1 | All right. Lots to talk about today. Proud Boy News. |
| 1:48.3 | Proud Boys. What a silly name for such a seriously racist terrible thing. |
| 1:52.8 | And also Alex Jones always fun when we cover Alex Jones, the gift that keeps on giving. |
| 1:57.7 | Yeah, how many more comic books is that courthouse going to be able to display because of all the |
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