OA588: Wildly Ignorant Trump Judge Upends National Mask Policy
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🗓️ 22 April 2022
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Summary
As you've no doubt already heard, a totally unqualified, Trump appointed, 34 year old Florida Judge has completely destroyed the national travel mask mandate with the stroke of a pen. Andrew breaks down how dumb the opinion is, and Thomas laments that Democratic leaders are somehow still pretending we live in a society. After that, we've got a deep-dive into bankruptcy, inspired by both Alex Jones and the Health Care Sharing Ministry Sharity. Sharity declared bankruptcy leaving 10,000 members holding the bag for $50 million in unpaid bills. Who could have possibly predicted this except oh yeah see OA497: Christian Health Sharing Is a Scam.
Links: 86 Fed Reg 8025, The Opinion, 42 US Code § 264, Kathryn Kimball Mizelle, Sharity Leaves 10K Families with Millions in unpaid bills, Infowars Bankruptcy Petition, Infowars form 202, Jones thinks he set up a trust, 28 US Code § 1334 - Bankruptcy cases and proceedings, 28 US Code § 1452 - Removal of claims related to bankruptcy cases, CT bankruptcy removal, Sharity Plan, Objection, Summary
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| 0:18.3 | Oh, come on! A good lawyer couldn't win this case! |
| 0:23.2 | There's this vampire larvae also have a local vampire here on the council this evening, Colin Covenson. |
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| 0:32.4 | I was a possible that you've never heard about James Simpson. |
| 0:35.6 | Well, as I explained, I just awoke from a 22-year coma and was driven directly from the hospital to this courthouse. |
| 0:45.2 | You had no idea what to report meant, and when I asked you to explain to six the amendment, you pled the fifth. |
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| 1:11.7 | Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is Episode 588. I'm Thomas. That's Andrew Torres. How are you doing? |
| 1:24.3 | I am fantastic, Thomas. How are you? |
| 1:26.7 | Ah, just still recovering from the fun, get together at American Atheist Convention, Georgia. |
| 1:34.0 | That was a great time. We did the bit, the joke of predicting ahead of time that Heath would cheat again. |
| 1:39.6 | Sacrack prediction. The moment he cheated, I was like, you do know Heath that we've re-recorded several |
| 1:53.7 | bumpers on OA in the future. That prediction was safer than Thomas's second chance bar exam. |
| 2:01.6 | It was indeed. That was the free space in Bingo was Heath cheating. That was easy. |
| 2:06.4 | I do want to call out, I'm really, really proud. We hosted the Trivian night, |
| 2:13.2 | Thursday night before the convention opened. The idea was to raise funds for access |
| 2:18.0 | reproductive care southeast, which helps pregnant individuals secure access to abortion in the |
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