OA586: CA Uses TX Abortion Ban Trick but for Gun Control
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🗓️ 15 April 2022
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Summary
It's a question a lot of you posed after Texas banned abortion by completely cheating the Constitution: what if a liberal state did the same thing but for gun control? Well, CA has done exactly that. Hear the breakdown and Andrew prediction for what will happen to this bill. After that, we've got really bad news. Remember how Democrats had almost forced a level playing field nationally by gerrymandering aggressively in Maryland and New York? Well, some fair minded judges just undid that.
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| 0:00.0 | The Magna Carter. Carter, meaning quite literally charter, a magna, meaning Japanese animation. |
| 0:18.3 | Oh, come on! A good lawyer couldn't win this case! |
| 0:23.2 | There's this vampire larvae also have a local vampire here on the council this evening, Colin Covenson. |
| 0:28.8 | Hello! |
| 0:32.4 | I was a possible that you've never heard about James Simpson. |
| 0:35.6 | Well, as I explained, I just awoke from a 22-year coma and was driven directly from the hospital to this courthouse. |
| 0:45.2 | You had no idea what to report meant, and when I asked you to explain to six the amendment, you pled the fifth. |
| 0:49.6 | I know my rights. No, you don't! That's the problem. |
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| 1:11.7 | Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is Episode 586. I'm Thomas. That's Andrew Torres. How you doing? |
| 1:24.1 | Oh, that's fantastic. Thomas, how are you? |
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| 1:54.7 | So, there you go. How about that when Heath cheated? Well, yeah. That'll work. |
| 1:59.9 | I feel like that's evergreen. Yeah, totally. |
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