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🗓️ 13 January 2021
⏱️ 75 minutes
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0:00.0 | This is a HeadGum podcast. |
0:04.0 | Ah, there you are, traveler. |
0:12.0 | Come inside, hang up your cat. Here you are a traveler. |
0:12.9 | Come inside, hang up your coat, put your feet by the fire, and I shall bring you what you so desperately |
0:22.4 | seek. bring you so desperately see. |
0:24.0 | Rood tales of magic. |
0:27.0 | When we last left off, our heroes were celebrating their safe passage to the other side of |
0:40.2 | Thirsty Falls, a colossal canyon full of falling debris caught in an endless looping deathfall. |
0:48.0 | Although the only known bridge connecting the two sides of the canyon had crumbled. |
0:53.0 | Everybody but the Shishkebab Express and one of the scorpions |
0:57.0 | had made it to the other side by the skin of their teeth. |
1:00.0 | Having just pulled off the rescue of the century, Cordelia embraces Ivan, Stir-Fry, and Albie in a bear hug, as Bello and Frederick look on. |
1:10.0 | Cordelia leans all her way back, counterbalancing the fall and easily snapping everybody up to her. |
1:19.0 | And I collect them all in a hug. |
1:22.0 | Hi guys! |
1:25.0 | Thank you! |
1:27.0 | Oh, wow. |
1:30.0 | Wow. |
1:32.0 | Well. |
1:33.0 | I'm so glad. |
1:35.0 | We're okay. |
1:36.0 | I really wasn't sure you were gonna make it. |
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