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Good evening, everyone. So President Trump invited over 50 countries to join his Board of Peace to oversee Gaza.

He says, however, that he won't let Ireland in until they do something about their

industrial waste.

Tim Walt says he has no regrets dropping out of the 2026 governor's race, and he will never run again.

That is, unless he gets called up to serve in a war.

Thieves who stole electrical lines left entire blocks of Los Angeles without power last week.

The silver lining, the darkness left people unable to see Mickey Rourke.

In his first ballot, Super Bowl winning coach Bill Belich, wasn't elected to the pro football Hall of Fame.

Adding to the heartbreak, his girlfriend also lost her bid for student counsel.

Because she's young.

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