The Myth Of The Modern Protest

Gutfeld! Monologues

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🗓️ 31 January 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg roasts some guy who showed up at Santa Clara City Hall dressed as Batman. Plus, Don Lemon was arrested for participating in a protest at a church. Greg calls out the media for demanding we suspend all logic and reason in favor of left-wing protesters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I get it.
0:02.0	I get it.
0:25.3	An entirely appropriate response.
0:28.0	It's Friday, so you know what that means.
0:30.2	Let's welcome tonight's guest.
0:31.8	Unlike most of our comedians, he has a history of making people laugh.
0:36.1	Comedian, host of the Adam Carolla show, Adam Carolla.
0:42.5	He likes having a lawn just so he can tell kids to get off it.
0:46.7	Fox News contributor, Tom Shaloo.
0:51.9	He once made a porno under the name Al Dente.
0:55.8	Chef and restaurant owner Andrew Gruhr.
1:00.6	And she thinks contact lenses are for losers.
1:04.2	Host a Kennedy saves the World Podcast, Kennedy.
1:08.0	All right.
1:09.1	Before we get to some news stories, let's do this.
1:13.6	Greg's Leftovers.
1:17.5	It's leftovers where I read the jokes we did use this week.
1:20.4	And as always, it's my first time reading them.
1:22.3	So if they suck, we'll put Joe Mackey in a leather teddy
1:25.5	and ship him to Don Lemon's prison cell.
1:28.7	Yeah.
1:30.5	What, yeah?
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