Nuke From Orbit

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

God and his therapist (the Goddess Psyche) talk about how God has been doing lately. God does some meditation but is bad at it. We discuss a philosophical quote about atheism by Sir Francis Bacon. Later we discuss The Masked Singer and Kanye West. God decides to nuke the planet from orbit because it’s the only way to be sure. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod, you give the biggest and brightest smile you've ever given and you soar through the air on your swing.
0:09.0	You fly and you forget all you've left behind.
0:12.0	I can fly!
0:13.0	Well stillness in mind, you soar.
0:20.0	So this is all about self-preservation.
0:23.0	Let the vaccine deniers, fill up the military, put them at the front.
0:29.0	Sure.
0:30.0	Do whatever you've got to do, just I don't want to be part of it.
0:32.0	I don't want to be part of it.
0:33.0	Get behind the anti-vaccines.
0:34.0	I don't want to be part of it, okay?
0:36.0	The odd thing, I'm not brave, okay?
0:41.0	He's what we call good and bad, okay?
0:44.0	We don't know that, though.
0:46.0	God, are you sleeping with Pete?
0:48.0	I've seen, okay?
0:50.0	Watch, what do you mean you've seen?
0:52.0	I watch everything.
0:54.0	Ew!
0:56.0	Ew!
0:57.0	What? I'm God!
0:59.0	People expect me to do that.
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