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🗓️ 10 February 2022
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | Today on The God Pod before he was going into surgery they played like a very long |
0:05.8 | 30 minute industrial of like actors pretending their family showing like what he |
0:11.2 | was gonna need to do post surgery. This might be the last movie my dad ever sees |
0:15.8 | let's make it a little more entertaining. But how exactly on brand for humanity? I |
0:20.1 | think on brand would be like halfway through the era commercial for Crest |
0:24.2 | whitening strips and the rock so famous he has fans who go like rock are you |
0:32.0 | gonna weigh in on this and he's just at home like lifting weights for the |
0:35.4 | fifth hour of the day and he's like please please can I just can I just relax for |
0:40.0 | two seconds do I have to address everything and then he has to go back and go |
0:44.7 | I had not seen this compilation because unlike you guys I'm not on Twitter |
0:49.8 | eight hours a day. This world is a comedy to those that think a tragedy to |
0:58.2 | those that feel hmm sounds like something a goth would say whatever Horace the |
1:04.5 | person he was talking to was like I just asked how are you doing man |
1:19.8 | hi everyone God here you're listening to the God pod I'm here today with my |
1:24.7 | pals Jesus hey and also John Marco is here John Marco hello God yeah yes hi the |
1:33.5 | angel and comedian John Marco Sarisi that's very sweet I didn't know Jews got to be |
1:38.8 | angels but I'll take it all right well don't take it back just ask Moses I mean |
1:45.3 | we've got plenty of Jewish angels we don't discriminate like that up here in |
1:49.6 | heaven especially when you're a guest on the podcast everybody's an angel who |
1:53.3 | comes on here I thought heaven's whole thing was discrimination yeah |
2:03.3 | heaven or hell we do spend a good amount of time determining who's going to |
2:06.9 | hell or coming up here yeah I mean we don't let in douchebags and we've got |
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