God Gets Censored For All The Crazy Things He’s Said

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🗓️ 3 February 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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God and pals discuss Neil Young VS. Joe Rogan and Spotify. God answers whether or not he decides the winner of the Superbowl. We debate the world wonders ‘The Statue Of Liberty’ VS ‘The Christ Redeemer Statue.’ Later we discuss Minnie Mouse’s new pantsuit, the Supreme Court, and books being banned. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This time on the God pod. They're not going to get the looks they're not going to get the air play because
0:07.0	Outrage has a currency. And all that matters to Americans is who's number one.
0:14.0	Oh, he's number one. Oh, that makes sense. We're number one. We're number one.
0:20.0	Let's see who else leaves. If Taylor goes. Yeah, if you lose Taylor you lose Jesus.
0:28.0	I love that Jesus, you know, he his motivations are just clear. He's like, I know I'm here. I know who I'm here for.
0:35.0	And it's time. It's time. I'm here for low quality Taylor Swift music.
0:41.0	Maybe we could fix the ending of Dexter or a game of thrones. Yeah.
0:47.0	This game of thrones. Yeah. Title card just comes up. It says, sorry about that.
0:54.0	This was bad. Callisi does not lose her senses. She goes on to cut conquer all of Western rose and is not a mad queen.
1:01.0	Through the crew provided by Tyrion, Jon Snow rapidly figured out the whole plan and arrested all criminals.
1:08.0	Yeah.
1:10.0	Oh, we go.
1:13.0	We go.
1:16.0	We go.
1:19.0	We go.
1:22.0	By human, I'm God. And you're listening to the God pod. I'm here today with my pals, Jesus and Mary mags. What's up gang?
1:32.0	Hello. Hey there friends. And we are a gang, aren't we?
1:36.0	We don't have like colors or anything, I don't know. But we will straight up jump your ass.
1:41.0	Like when you're a jet, you're a jet all the way. Like that's the type of that's a type of game. I'm saying we're like a gang like the X-Men.
1:50.0	Buh, Buh, Buh, Buh, Buh, Buh, Buh, Buh, Buh, Buh, Buh. Yeah.
1:52.0	Like the Avengers. Like the event we don't face you one on one. We straight up jump your ass.
1:57.0	And then Bob Fossi, Fossi, Fossi with the knife.
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