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🗓️ 20 February 2024
⏱️ 52 minutes
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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:19:20 Donald Trump Sneakers! 08:43:01 New “Trump Intimates” Sold On Home Shopping Network 12:21:18 Old Woman Wants A Man’s Cat 17:17:06 Woman Calls 911 – Proceeds To Freak Out On Cops 22:18:05 Woman Yells At Child In A Convenience Store 26:06:06 Loud Woman Upset By Being Asked To Quiet It […]
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0:00.0 | Freaks, it's Tuesday, February 20th, 2024. |
0:03.8 | Coming up on the program today, |
0:05.4 | now you can buy Donald Trump's dirty bathwater. |
0:08.3 | Plus, the elderly woman next door wants to steal your cat |
0:11.5 | to do witchcraft with it. |
0:13.0 | Pushing antiques up your rectum could not possibly help their appraisal values. |
0:17.0 | And here, piggy piggy piggy! |
0:19.0 | Beg! Beg! Beg! Beg! |
0:21.0 | Distorted View Daily, proudly presents another confidently wrong idiot. |
0:28.0 | Mobile Phone Repair Store Edition. |
0:31.0 | But White Rice does not repair phones. |
0:34.0 | I repair phones. |
0:35.0 | Someone just told me this morning, I'm talking about a water damage phone. |
0:39.0 | Okay. Someone told me this morning that they put a whole video camera in a bag of white rice and to solve the problem. |
0:44.8 | Okay. Why would it not solve this? |
0:46.7 | Because white rice does not repair an electrical connection that's damaged. |
0:51.5 | How do you know what was wrong in there? |
0:53.0 | I went through it. |
0:54.0 | I went through it and looked and I found the problem. |
0:57.0 | I asked you if white rice would repair it. |
0:59.0 | You said no. |
1:00.0 | So you're saying the difference to brown rice which you tried? |
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