Now You Too Can Own Donald Trump’s Dirty Bathwater!

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:19:20 Donald Trump Sneakers! 08:43:01 New “Trump Intimates” Sold On Home Shopping Network 12:21:18 Old Woman Wants A Man’s Cat 17:17:06 Woman Calls 911 – Proceeds To Freak Out On Cops 22:18:05 Woman Yells At Child In A Convenience Store 26:06:06 Loud Woman Upset By Being Asked To Quiet It […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Tuesday, February 20th, 2024.
0:03.8	Coming up on the program today,
0:05.4	now you can buy Donald Trump's dirty bathwater.
0:08.3	Plus, the elderly woman next door wants to steal your cat
0:11.5	to do witchcraft with it.
0:13.0	Pushing antiques up your rectum could not possibly help their appraisal values.
0:17.0	And here, piggy piggy piggy!
0:19.0	Beg! Beg! Beg! Beg!
0:21.0	Distorted View Daily, proudly presents another confidently wrong idiot.
0:28.0	Mobile Phone Repair Store Edition.
0:31.0	But White Rice does not repair phones.
0:34.0	I repair phones.
0:35.0	Someone just told me this morning, I'm talking about a water damage phone.
0:39.0	Okay. Someone told me this morning that they put a whole video camera in a bag of white rice and to solve the problem.
0:44.8	Okay. Why would it not solve this?
0:46.7	Because white rice does not repair an electrical connection that's damaged.
0:51.5	How do you know what was wrong in there?
0:53.0	I went through it.
0:54.0	I went through it and looked and I found the problem.
0:57.0	I asked you if white rice would repair it.
0:59.0	You said no.
1:00.0	So you're saying the difference to brown rice which you tried?
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