Sipping On Your Morning Pork Loin Latte

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 00:21:17 Hello (Whores) 03:28:23 Opening Music 03:48:22 The Latest Criticisms From Lord Douche 13:15:05 Meade Is Packing On The Pounds 18:42:09 Forum Posts That Make Meade Even More Unlikeable 21:24:13 A Topsy Turvey Butthole 24:32:04 Youtuber Wants To Discuss His Nasty Smelling Testicles. Okkaaaaay 31:37:13 New Dirty Pop Dance Music! […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Thursday, February 22nd, 2024, coming up on the program today,
0:05.9	My fat ass is going to cause this house to collapse.
0:09.2	Plus, one youtuber says his balls have been smelling bad for months,
0:13.3	the sweet sounds of your butt hole unfurling,
0:15.8	and Starbucks's new meat lovers Machiao,
0:18.6	all coming up today.
0:19.7	It wasn't indeed nice, getting two phone calls from you last week.
0:27.0	I spread my legs real wide and get down right on my.
0:36.0	Nub and I'm stuck on it. You're gonna have a huge phone bill.
0:38.0	Alone with you inside my mind.
0:42.0	Open shit, squeeze it out.
0:44.0	Squee it out, girl, just like that.
0:45.0	And in my dreams I've kissed your lips
0:49.0	a thousand times.
0:51.0	I fuck the shit out of that person.
0:53.0	Sometimes you see you pass outside my door.
0:58.0	Hello?
1:02.0	You're a black fucking slut, suck it.
1:04.0	Is it me you're looking for?
1:07.0	I can see it in your eyes.
1:11.0	I can see it in your smile.
1:15.0	You're all I've ever wanted
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