November 9, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2010

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

The Gang reviews Conan's triumphant(?) return to late night tv, Jen feels for the folks stuck on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean, and Luke is distressed by the results of the President's Commission looking into the BP Oil Spill.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Now, a lot's happened in the news since I went off the air.
0:03.3	And I wanted to cover it all in one joke.
0:07.1	Just in one joke.
0:09.1	Yeah, then I realized that's like trying to keep an Icelandic volcano
0:12.0	from wearing Lady Gaga's meat dress,
0:13.7	while a trap Chilean miner cleans up the BP oil spill,
0:17.8	comma, bread farts penis.
0:20.3	TVTL
0:23.8	Hey there, everybody. Welcome.
0:33.8	Welcome, welcome to this Tuesday afternoon edition of TVTL.
0:38.3	It is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:42.3	Nobody buys meat. Nobody buys meat.
0:45.8	comma, bread farts penis.
0:49.8	This is episode 688 in the collector series.
0:52.8	That's right. I got it right.
0:54.8	Yesterday, as I was going around and around trying to correct myself,
0:58.8	I think I declared it was like episode 187.
1:02.8	I was only off by, I don't know, 500 shows or something.
1:06.8	Who's counting? Oh me, that's who.
1:08.8	My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host weighing in at 183.5 pounds.
1:15.8	Must be all that not eating I'm doing.
1:17.8	Your story is a beautiful story. From my point of view,
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