November 10, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2010

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

George Bush forgives someone named 'Conway' for saying he's a racist, Jen solves the childhood obesity epidemic, and Luke gets a little too obsessed w/ Chinese Jump Rope.

Transcript

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0:00.0	For our first order of business, we'll go to Bruce.
0:03.0	Oh hey, y'all said my name!
0:06.0	Welcome to our meeting here at the SKU.
0:08.0	We got lots of exciting topics here tonight.
0:11.0	We gonna have a puppet show, we gonna have some jazz.
0:14.0	Now I'm just a kiddin'.
0:16.0	I'm sorry I pulled y'all's legs.
0:18.0	I'm just a little excited cause I met somebody today.
0:22.0	Someone in the bookstore.
0:24.0	Someone who likes the same kind of literature as I do.
0:27.0	Uh, when the adventure begins again.
0:30.0	T-B-T-L!
0:36.0	It most certainly does here on this Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.
0:41.0	It's a show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:47.0	This is usually the part of the show where I say something like this.
0:51.0	Release the clock!
0:53.0	Maybe that drop is just so rusty from inactivity that it had a little trouble there firing right out the top of the gate.
1:01.0	Hi everybody, this is episode 689 and I collect your series on your host Luke Burbank weighing in 181.5 pounds.
1:11.0	Yes, that's right.
1:13.0	Dreams come true.
1:15.0	We've got quite a program dialed up for you on this Wednesday.
1:19.0	It's going to be really fun.
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