November 3, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2010

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

TBTL says goodbye to the crazy candidates who made the election so fun to watch, plus the triumphant return of Awesome Not Awesome.

Transcript

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0:00.0	So I tell him I'm a pro jack.
0:02.0	And who do you think they give me?
0:04.0	The Dali Lama.
0:06.0	It's 12th son of the Lama.
0:08.0	The flowing robes, the grace, all.
0:12.0	It's striking.
0:14.0	I'm on a first tee with him.
0:16.0	I give him his driver.
0:17.0	He calls off and wax one.
0:19.0	Big hair from the Lama.
0:20.0	Long.
0:21.0	So he finished 18.
0:23.0	And he's going to stiff me.
0:25.0	And I said, hey, Lama!
0:27.0	Hey!
0:28.0	How about a little something, you know?
0:30.0	Pretty effort, you know?
0:32.0	And he says, oh, uh, it won't be any money.
0:34.0	But when you die, you will receive total consciousness.
0:42.0	So I got that going.
0:44.0	Which is nice.
0:45.0	T-B-T-L.
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