November 2, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2010

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Jen has some debatable theories about elections and the attractiveness of candidates. Plus Nikki With Two K's tells a story of being saved by some weird Bear-lovers with a creepy dog.

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0:00.0	Well, I never thought I would make it here today.
0:05.0	I would be a great class president because I promised to put two new pop machines in the cafeteria,
0:10.0	and I'm also going to get a glitter-bony bell dispenser for all the girls' bathrooms.
0:14.0	Oh, we're going to get new cheerleading uniforms.
0:17.0	Anyway, I think I'd be a great class president, so...
0:20.0	Who wants to eat chimney changers next year?
0:23.0	Not me.
0:24.0	See, with me, it will be summer all year long.
0:28.0	Vote for summer.
0:29.0	T-B-T-L!
0:40.0	Hey there, everybody.
0:42.0	Welcome.
0:43.0	Welcome, welcome to a Tuesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.
0:47.0	It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:51.0	I can go and write it, and we'll do it live!
0:54.0	As we always do.
0:56.0	Except when we were on tape.
0:58.0	My name is Luke Burbank.
1:00.0	This is episode 679 in a collector's series.
1:05.0	I am weighing in at 188 pounds.
1:09.0	Come on, it's time!
1:11.0	You're telling me, we have a great show in store for you on this Tuesday.
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