Hey, Gafret, you're listening to TVTL this show that just by beach you'd be the whole to live.

I believe it was yesterday. I was called to the bathroom at the cemetery,

to take care of something. I walked in the bathroom and in the middle toilet right there,

somebody didn't shit in the toilet, somebody shat on the toilet, they shat on the walls,

they shat on the floor. I had to clean it up, man, but before that, for about 10 to 15 seconds,

man, I just stared at somebody's shit, man. The bees told the honest that you, man,

it was a really, really profound moment, because I was thinking, I'm 30 years old,

and in about 10 seconds, I got to start cleaning up somebody's shit, man.

Bringing you profound moments,

six nights a week on NewsTalk973, Cairo FM, this is TVTL, the show that's probably

too beautiful to live. I'm Luke Burbank, flanked by longtime producer Jan Andrews,

Japan's number one mixer, Sean Ditori, intern,

one hot Jew, Robin Turner, and tonight's special guest, girlfriend, Sponet Vanessa,

who as of tonight is Reppin Hard for the 206. It's very, very exciting.

We should mention that one hot Jew is eponymous. I mean, we didn't like name her that.

Yeah, the problem when you use eponymous to describe something is that you need to describe

what eponymous means. That was going to be my rap name.

That would be so, eponymous. That would be a great, that would be a great rap name.

Yeah, her email, which we can't give you the full description of, because then she'll be

inundated with the listeners and their queries, but her email is one hot Jew. So that's why we feel

justified and referring to her. By her ethnicity. As such. Is there, is there, I see that there's

a person on hold for the phone line. Do we have a guest during this segment? We do. We have the

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