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American needs. This is hot Greg and I approved this message.

Do you think people will vote for me?

Heck yes, I vote for you.

Like what are my skills?

Well you have a sweet bike and you're really good at hooking up with chicks.

Plus, you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.

That's cool.

If you need to use any of my skills, I can do whatever you want.

Thanks.

If I win, you could be my secretary or something.

Sweet! Plus I could be your bodyguard too.

We're like sacred service captain or whatever.

Okay.

All right.

Election fever is in the air and we're taking your temperature in your bottom kind.

Here on a Monday night edition of T-B-T-L,

the show that's probably too beautiful to live, spock, sabotage the system.

I'm your host, Luke Burbank.

Back from a few days of resting and relaxing along the more picturesque parts of interstate 5,

your host, weighing in at 100 and 90 pounds.

I had a system flash for every donut or twix bar or a thing of 7-11 nachos I had on the road.

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