You know, if I could just get past this first lip, the rest would be a breeze. I know it.

I'm telling you, Charles. Charles. Charles.

Oh, hold on, wait a minute. Wait one second. I think I'm on to something here.

This is pure snow. It's everywhere.

Have you any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

Charles, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold it.

Outrageous. I think I froze the left half of my brain.

Look, I can't move my right arm.

Yeah, but do you realize the street value of this podcast you're hearing right now?

It's another thing it is. It's a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that's probably

too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host Owingen.

It's 185 pounds. It's a pre Thanksgiving miracle because Lord knows I haven't been doing

anything differently, but I ain't complaining. This is an episode 693 in a collector series.

How do I know that? Because I have consulted our website and it tells me that if I'm hosting

a podcast today called Too Beautiful To Live, I am to say it's episode 693. So here we are

together again on the imaginary radio. We've got a fun show in store for you. We will talk to

the miniature tigers and also hear a music from miniature tigers. They are playing a show tonight

at the crocodile cafe in Seattle because it's so damn snowy. They're actually still on their way

to Seattle. So we're actually going to hear an interview and performance that they did back in

April, but I just really listened to it and it's a doozy. They were in fine form. It was a Friday.

They played a bunch of music and talked and all kinds of fun was had. So make sure you stick

around for that. Also stick around for this, welcoming to the show. I love geysers, but I drink a little.

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