Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown, come on, Charlie Brown. I'll hold the ball and you kick it. Hold it. Ha!

You'll pull it away and I'll land flat on my back and kill myself.

But Charlie Brown, it's Thanksgiving.

She wouldn't try to trick me on a traditional holiday.

It's time I'm gonna kick that football player to the moon!

Ah! TVTL!

Hey there, everybody. Welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of TVTL. It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

I thought they smelled bad. On the outside.

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host, weighing in at 188 pounds.

This is episode 692 in a collector series. I say that and yet I haven't yet consulted our special website that they have built just for this purpose.

So let me just double check this. Make sure that I've got the right number.

Clicking on the appropriate, what do I say? 690? Hey, what about that? It is, in fact, number 692. I did it.

In a collector series, and it's gonna be a good one.

Hi, this is Luke from Suzy coming tonight on TVTL.

In case you got up this morning and you were wondering, how do I make a tiny wig?

If you've got cute hair, I'm gonna say, damn girl, you got some cute hair.

All your questions will be answered, because that's exactly what I did this weekend with amazing results.

Also, because it needed saving, TVTL saves Thanksgiving.

I get used to that turkey gobble that tells you that we are currently in the act of saving Thanksgiving.

That's right, we'll get you through getting there, what to wear, sort of music you should be playing, conversation starters, what to drink and not to drink, and also what to do when all the eating and crying is done.

What do you do? You know, by about four o'clock in the afternoon, that's always a big question.

We'll get to all of that as we help save Christmas here as we enter Thanksgiving.

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