November 18, 2008 – Part 1
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 November 2008
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to the show: Tonight we'll try to bring peace to a marriage at war over the Blackberry.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Two Beautiful To Live, with your host, Luke Burbank. |
| 0:03.6 | Hey, what's your favorite pizza topping? |
| 0:05.6 | Go cheese and Sporties! |
| 0:07.3 | Sprinkle all over the top. |
| 0:10.0 | BOSS! |
| 0:16.9 | And it was so, so scary. |
| 0:20.7 | And I almost fell way down there. |
| 0:24.2 | I was shaking, I was shaking, my head was shaking, my arms was shaking, my legs, my feet too. |
| 0:34.2 | You know the cure for that? |
| 0:35.6 | For Shakin' Wage Syndrome? |
| 0:37.6 | A Tuesday night edition of TVTL, the show that's probably too bro-to-full to live. |
| 0:43.0 | Two bros! |
| 0:44.4 | Bro, hand it up! |
| 0:45.9 | I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 190 pounds. |
| 0:52.0 | I don't really want to talk about it. |
| 0:53.6 | Hi Flash! |
| 0:54.2 | And I'm also shooting cocaine off the back of my dog. |
| 0:56.5 | I want to tell that story too. |
| 0:58.0 | You got a lot of stories to tell tonight. |
| 0:59.6 | I do. |
| 1:00.0 | Speaking of dogs, we've got one running loose here. |
| 1:03.6 | You brought Nightly in? |
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