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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

November 14, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2008

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show: Sean had a neurotic breakdown in the mirror aisle of a local department store, and you just must hear the whole tale. Plus, we interview Jay McCarrol who designed a dress for online mag, The Daily Beast. The only problem is that everyone involvedthought he was the Jay McCarroll who won the first season of Project Runway, and he just let 'em think that.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey Gavin. Say T. Say B. Say T. Say L. Say T-B-T-L.

0:10.6

T-T-T-T-L.

0:19.8

Everybody knows you never go full retard. Check it out.

0:23.0

It doesn't often. Ray Man looked retarded, acretarded, not retarded.

0:27.2

Count two picks to your cards. Autistic. Shup. Not retarded.

0:32.2

They're a ton of hangs for its gun.

0:34.2

Slow yes, retarded, maybe. Brace his own list.

0:36.5

But he tried to pay himself next to anyone at Penn Park Competition.

0:39.6

That ain't retarded.

0:42.8

You went full retard, man.

0:46.2

Never go full retard.

0:47.9

But conversely, you should always go full T-B-T-L,

0:51.5

at least when it comes to a Friday night edition of the show.

0:54.7

That is probably too beautiful to live.

0:57.1

Oh, please let me. I'll just circumvent you.

1:00.5

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 188 pounds.

1:09.0

It's a little harsh. It's a little harsh.

1:12.9

But you know, it'll do for now.

1:16.0

There's a great furniture place over by where my parents live in Silverdale called It'll do.

1:21.3

It's like a secondhand furniture.

1:22.8

I like just not setting expectations too high.

1:25.6

If you have a furniture store and it's full of secondhand stuff,

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