November 13, 2008 – Part 3

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2008

⏱️ 40 minutes

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AwesomeNotAwesome: Tom Tagne, Russell Brand on Letterman, Yawning

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0:00.0	This is Mark, the donor blocker from Brooklyn, New York,
0:03.0	weighing in at 185 pounds.
0:05.0	And you're listening to T.D.D.L.
0:07.0	Two Beautiful To Live with Luke Berbank on 973 Kylo FF.
0:15.0	Mom, Dad, I got a little surprise for the two of you.
0:19.0	I think I might just buy you a 30-room mansion in Beverly Hills, California,
0:23.0	complete with push-button phones.
0:24.0	Look at this face.
0:25.0	What do you see?
0:26.0	Look at it, Dad.
0:27.0	What do you see?
0:28.0	Say it. Say it. Say it.
0:31.0	It's a face.
0:32.0	Yeah, but what kind of face?
0:34.0	Well, pale, pasty, psychotic.
0:38.0	No, Dad.
0:39.0	It's a neatly chiseled, well-groomed, drop-dead, handsome face.
0:42.0	I'm going to become a male model.
0:45.0	Oh, you know what, Chris, you can't just walk into the glamorous, high-paying world of male model.
0:50.0	It takes hard work. It takes dedication.
0:53.0	And a semi-moderate amount of attractiveness.
0:57.0	Now, see, I think that's where they're wrong.
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