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Frank Skinner

We're off and this is the not the way you can podcast Frank Skinner, Emily, Gareth,

Absolute, also all the ingredients you just put them in a way you like.

Gareth went a bit laddy then, you're in, er, I,

Yes, not, not at all him, has to be said, and that's a good thing, obviously.

Well, a good thing not being me, it's a good thing not being laddies, I like to sit you

agree. Okay, let's not start, let's not get prickly early on, don't not do that.

Oh, yes, my private life. Well, though, do you know, I was accused this way.

Can you believe this? My girlfriend said to me, I was starting to think that you

deliberately cause arguments between us, so you can talk about them on the radio

Did you say that? Yeah, interesting. And what was your reply?

The theory. Well, obviously, I was too busy writing it down, to really.

No, I mean, it's an outrageous idea, I find these arguments incredibly painful,

and they reduce me. That's what they do. But once you've done it, I mean,

I'll talk about them on the radio, that's what I always, you know, nothing wasted.

That's true. Remember Jonathan Ross said to me as a comedian, and I was like a

tiny chef, he used to say, even the feet used to say to me, even the feet you use.

So anyways, speaking of which, I was, as you know, I have an ongoing situation at home,

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