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Welcome, friends. This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio.

Frank Skinner. This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio. Yes, you got it right and I'm with Emily and Gareth.

Good morning. And you can text us on 8, 12, 15, about anything. I mean anything. We might not necessarily read it out,

but it could be the most obscure thing, the most mainstream thing. It could be Cheryl Coles dismissal, for example.

I'm not saying we're going to talk about that, but would it be true to say that the Americans,

this is a joke coming, right? Gareth, if anyone at home who's don't have a drink of tea just at the

moment, I don't want to choke anyone to settle down, swallow whatever, yeah, stop that.

Okay, relax. Here, cut as a joke. This is quite a buildup. Joke on the way.

Confidence of the man. No, well, I'm not that confident, but I know, just in case it's a sort of joke,

the some people will think absolutely hilarious and some people. So the Americans, could it be said that

they've, ready? Could it be say, could it be said, let's get it right, could it, the Americans?

Could it be said that they've sent Coles a new castle?

Okay, and relax. How does that rate as a response from an audience?

Oh, it's not what I'm on for millions. I like to operate in a complete vacuum of silence.

Does Cheryl Cole live in Newcastle anymore? But no, but they're accent, you say you say,

in a way she's been exiled back to her roots. So it sounds like a very mainstream sort of thing,

you might get on a works email from the office, Joker. You know, that guy with the home of Simpson,

tie, that guy, who no one actually likes. It's an email you might get from him,

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