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Frank Skinner

Oh yes, this is Frank Skinner on absolute radio

You know when you're sort of in a park or something on a football pitch and it's very hot and dusty and then it rains

And then after this that kind of dusty smell and it's like a smell but it's also like you can't breathe of it

You know that

I'm not going to talk about I just want to know what you know

And then if I establish what you know early on then I can pitch the tone of the whole show. It's basically research

Frank, you've had a text in already from Jane who was thanking you for your first link

Who are you?

She says

Hold on, I haven't introduced you, I don't know if in my opinion you don't exist in a way

I'm with Emily and Gareth this morning, we're on absolute radio, I think that's all you need to know

No, no, no, just let's relax, let's do the formals

Okay, are they the other way with?

Yes, it's very normal

Someone has texted us at 8, 12, 15, which you are all welcome to do

What's happened, he's gone all formal this week

This is from Jane, thank you, I was brought up in the lake district where it rains all the time

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