I've got about 10 seconds to tell you how to get two for one tickets for top draw comedy nights near you

Thanks to our friends on the TV channel Dave, an absolute radio.co.uk

Also, I've got to tell you about how you can win prizes while you're there, too

I ran out of time, though

Frank Skinner

This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio, Die Riddle, Die, Hey

Now I was going to put my finger in my ear for that, but I had a headphones that I realised at the last minute

and I actually, I actually stopped my finger against the metallic side plate of my headphones

Ever the lead?

Carry on

This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio and I'm with Emily and the Cockroach

We'll get a jingle, we'll get one, we'll get an actual Cockroach jingle

I can now to that, Lisa

I'm not sure how I feel about this

It's too late

As they said to Princess Darni, your face is on the detail now, Docs, too late

Yes

One of my one hesitations about this whole Absolute Radio project is sometimes I think the show's aren't barnyard enough

And problem solved

I think you could be, you could have turned up like the cavalry

Like I had a Cockroach and became the Cockroach as a result

It's literally zoo radio, isn't it?

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