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Also, I've got to tell you about how you can win prizes while you're there too

I ran out of time though

Frank Skinner

Welcome to um, I think I'll call it the Breakfast Show

I like that

Oh, don't expect the OC though

No, this is Frank Skinner at absoluteradio, I'm with Emily and I'm with Alan

Or the Cockrole, as we know calling him

Oh, I like the Cockrole

You're only the first thing in the morning

Yeah

One seeks the sound of the Cockrole

Wake up to the Cockrole crowing and

How are you thinking about the Cockrole?

Well, you know, casually indifferent

I mean, we should explain that Alan's surname is Cockrole

And I said that last week but certainly one listener didn't quite get it

And now he thinks he's called Alan Cockrole

But it is a great, I could say if you when you get your own breakfast show

On the radio

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