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Frank Skinner

Good morning, this is Frank Skinner and Absolute Radio. I met this snooker player last night and he's had an operation

on his arms to make them about oh there must be about five feet long

and the rest as they say is history.

This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio. This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio. I'm with Emily Dean

and I'm with Alan Cochran. Oh, wait a minute, what's this development?

The Cochran, yeah exactly. I've got a sound effect. It's exactly, it's perfect. That's that's

that's radio. You've arrived and also because we're in the morning, the cock you're

herald a new day. I see myself as the farmer and I feel you're on my fence.

Oh, okay. I don't know what my role is in this strange tragedy on in the barnyard.

I imagine you could handle a churn if pushed. Well, you're not wrong.

Frank, you know you made a joke quite early on, which I think was a rather fine joke.

Well, in the show or in my career? In the show? Yes, I did.

Julie from Liverpool says the rest is history like it.

Yeah, so what we were talking earlier and Alan, the call store, yeah.

I'm not going to do it every time I say your name, don't worry.

I'm just I'm just because it's off the shore. It's a novelty now. I can't leave it alone.

You know what it's like? No. And yeah, so an Alan said was talking about something.

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