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Welcome to France, this is France Skinner, on Absolute Radio

Welcome to France Skinner, France Skinner, France Skinner

Hi, it's not the weekend podcast, France Skinner and Cockroon, Emily Dean, absolute radio

and you gathered together too

I don't know, to the fat

I guess you started with an almost jack-and-orish style that day

I think it's a story for you guys

You've got to call people in, you know what I'm saying?

Bring them in, bring them in

Just because we're on their iPod, doesn't mean they're listening

I bet there's someone at this very second now probably searching for their oyster card, for example

Or maybe being chased by a stray dog

Yeah, either of those things could be happening

You're listening whilst out jogging, couldn't you?

They wouldn't even be jogging, I mean they could've just, you know, been on their way to school

And suddenly, you know, suddenly they come around the corner

And, oh, it can be a bit frightening, I'll be absolutely straight with you

Speaking of random street occurrences, I went and had a look at the new Yuri Gagarin statue

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